Tess Daly and Vernon Kay appear distant during make-or-break holiday in the Bahamas... after their marriage was rocked by Rhian Sugden sext scandal

She's no rhian is she. Poor vern

Even from a distance you can see the guilty look on Tess' face. I guess she knows that she's comprehensively failed to satisfy her husband's manly needs and sadly caused Big Vern to chase after some buxom bit of fluff.

Bet Vern secretly flies his pert young girlfriend for a bit of real action later when Mrs Vern heads off for an early night with her slippers and cup of horlicks. Shouldn't have married a wannabe pensioner. Go Vern, fill yer boots

If a man doesn't get it at home he goes looking elsewhere

he likes em big, blonde n sassy

Has Vernon took his Bisto with him on his hols, he loves his gravy, not sure Tess puts gravy on her menu of delights !

All... is never enough for some men...get rid test.

I think these two need to be left alone. DM please stop hounding them.

She's out his league

Ditch her, nothing to offer know she is nearly 50, just nagging to look forward too vernon. Go with the hot, younger beach body ready bird.

All that luggage

I don't care just sitting on the loo

Of course they look distant. She's confiscated his phone and he's bo

Don't shoot the messenger but stats show that ' women older than man ' relationships have a much lower survival rate than vice versa ......this one looks doomed ........!

What a body that Rhian has. Cracking stuff.

He is probably texting Rhian from holiday - he is such a tool....although I bet she is boring as, looks the part on TV but I bet she is a complete bore at home (in and out of the bedroom) which has prompted him to do what he does...NOT that I am condoning what he is doing just saying he should have manned up and told her she doesn't interest him any longer if the case.

Time to upgrade Vern

The choice between a 46 year old mum of two or Rhian isn't really difficult is it!

He's probably sullied the carribean with his sleazy ways.

Television types eh!