London's naked restaurant has waiting list of nearly 30,000 before it even opens - but only a fraction of those will get the chance to eat there

I suppose a waiter will walk round with a stick to give some whacks just in case things get a bit hot.

No thanks.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Sitting in a restaurant with some of the people I know, all nude, would put me off my food. Imagine a 'naked night' in your local. This gaffe is hardly the Playboy mansion, or hardly Playgirl; I presume Heffner always kept his kit on, by public demand. Me: I've got a six-pack - no lies - which I'm drinking at the moment. Different definition of ripped, I suppose.

Should be a popular destination for Tory MPs.

Cue all the tired, juvenile, typical Brit comments preoccupied with body parts when anything to do with nudity is mentioned.

I'd have to keep my socks on, just to have somewhere to tuck my wallet away.

Am I reading this Right? It opens on June 28, 984? Should that not read B.C...

I can imagine little more offputting than the sight of someone's naked bits and bobs as I'm trying to nail my buttefflied lamb.

Hope those candles don't spit! Ouch!

I didn't order fish !

Is this hygienic?

So it's a restaurant for naturist? Don't see a problem with that. There's a market for it. It's hardly as outrageous as it's being portrayed.

So burgers and sausage are on the menu?

hope the waitress / waiter doesn't spill the soup into there laps, be hard boiled eggs for afters!!!

just be careful if you're eating the soup!! ouch

Will there be some nuts on the bar.

Can do that home and control the central heating

Eeeew! Enough to put you off your food.

Don't forget - safety first - protective glasses and dust masks essential due to the stupidity of this idea.