London's naked restaurant has waiting list of nearly 30,000 before it even opens - but only a fraction of those will get the chance to eat there

To many hairy ar-ses for my taste

Watch you don't spill your hot soup in your lap! Ouch! They could all end up getting sued .

"Waiter there's a hair in my soup"! "Sorry Sir, it's mine, can I borrow your soup spoon for a moment, Ah, there we go, enjoy your hair all soup"!

I suppose they offer raw mammoth steaks?

You have destroyed my appetite. I will never eat again

Steer clear of the Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Yeah I'm totally up for eating off some likely disease ridden stranger. Full of them tricks, me.

Everyone's neg comments are hilarious when you realise that they seriously have a waiting list of 30,000 diners! Sure we dont all enjoy eating naked lol i sure as hell wont go anywhere close to it. But clearly other people who dont think like me, would and will go to it.

Since it's such a high end restaurant the Kartrashians must be on the waiting list!

I'll be amazed if they ever sell anything from the non-vegan menu.

They can sell anything to brits.

Imagine the fine ambience. The sound of silverware on china and the occasional ppttoooey.

Sorry but I like to be fully clothed while I eat my fish and chips .

"'Pangea-like world' - how? That was the huge supercontinent prior to continental drift...what has it got to do with a no-instragram restaurant...?

No thanks

Waiter waiter)) there's a ................in my soup

WHAT NEXT !!! WRONG !

Who on earth would want to sit around a bunch of strangers naked while scoffing your face. Strange. That would be the most awkward first date

Will they provide napkins for the naked customers?

Sorry, but I don't fancy hot roast pumpkin soup dripping on to my lady parts. Sounds too messy for my liking!