London's naked restaurant has waiting list of nearly 30,000 before it even opens - but only a fraction of those will get the chance to eat there

Could cop a splinter in the a r s e off them stools! Seriously, it's just a gimmick but it saves on having to loosen your trouser buttons after you've had a good feed lol.

It is unhygienic.

Idiots.

Beware ze germans ;). On the other note. Eeww it would reek of sweaty bodyparts all over. Extremely unhygienetic. Wouldntbe surprised an e.coli attack would spur up pretty quick there, considering protective clothing being absent.

Would our new uninvited guests be able to behave themselves?

YUCK!

Spotted d ick on the menu?

Weird!

Stupid

How very un- British

Hope the chef isn't naked!

meat & two veg on the menu????

Doomed to failure.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup".....

Another money making fad followed by all the sheep, perhaps you can all wear rainbow blusher? Who wants to eat surrounded by skid marked seats left by pervy men? Hope they have a sterilising unit for the cutlery.

The last days of Rome.....

What total nonsense!

Pass the salt please..... Waiter, there's a hair in my soup.... Wilted spinach sir? Tonight's special - toad in the hole!

Dinner swinging ! New one

Do you know I was just thinking to myself must book a tree stump at that naked, vegan, bamboo restaurant, mmmm yummy..off to shave my bits now, don't want extras in the food...