London's naked restaurant has waiting list of nearly 30,000 before it even opens - but only a fraction of those will get the chance to eat there

Thank you DM. You never fail to remind me why I am so glad that I don't live anywhere near London.

Definitely not, the thought of dangly bits dangling on the tree trunk seats is just too much! Don't get why anyone would want to eat at a restaurant naked. Different if you go to a naturist hotel or something if you like that sort of thing.

Waiter, there's pu-bic hair in the soup, in my beer, on my filet mignon and in the sauce.

No 'fones. no clothes = NO WALLET, everything must be free then !

Where does one tuck ones napkin?

Complete and utter nonsense.

Ridiculous.

how disgusting,, more desperately bored rich people looking for another buzz, you wouldn't sit in your dining room naked eating your dinner ,,why would you want to do it in a restaurant full of people,, its time people accepted sometimes life is boring , I would rather starve than set foot in that restaurant YUCK

What's the point of being naked in a public restaurant? A bit disgusting i'd say.. I don't even stay naked at home where i am always by my self..

This is what the British wants.. pure decadence as opposed to good moral behaviour. . Shameful really

Naked eating, great until you drop a very hot spud in your lap!

Pretentious rubbish but no doubt they will find 3000 pretentious idiots to make a success of it.

As long as nobody has a bad attack of wind after eating.

Why????

Best stay away as i have irritable bowel syndrome!

How very juvenile.

I'm not sitting on a log naked! And by the way - if you want to go naked at the weekend, join a naturist club - and learn the etiquette about personal hygiene.

That's last thing i would want to do.

I am not eating the cucumber.

Imagine arriving naked and being told to come back later!