Bloodthirsty pillagers? No, the Vikings who invaded Britain 1,000 years ago were on a mission of love because rich polygamists back home were marrying all the women

嗜血强盗？千年之前侵略英国的维京人赋予新使命，荣归故里娶下所有女人。
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Move Along Cat Dong

Thanks, Obama! 060658[CN]

谢谢奥巴马。060658

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ROBUR

Mote rubbish REVISIONIST HISTORY![CN]

历史修正主义人渣！

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FatFredsays

Like one of those articles you read in a magazine at a doctors reception because there's nothing else![CN]

就好像在诊所里边随手拿本杂志，读读就是这些消息。就没其他了吗？

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Farmer Giles

Yeh, right. This news was brought to you by the Scandiwegian tourist board.[CN]

对的。这个就是北欧维京人旅游板上写的东西吧

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sendthemhomenow

There was no Celts when the Vikings arrived they was Saxons , the Celts ruled this land the time the Romans arrived and before. Saxons arrived after the Celts.[CN]

维京人到的时候不是凯尔特人，是撒克逊人。凯尔特人是罗马入侵前后抵达的。撒克逊人是凯尔特人之后才入侵的。

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Tupperware pieReply tosendthemhomenow

There were still Celts in Ireland and Scotland....those areas had Viking settlements.[CN]

冰岛和苏格兰都还有凯尔特人啊…这些地区就有很多维京人聚居地。

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sendthemhomenowReply tosendthemhomenow

Tupperware, yes the Vikings were in Ireland and Scotland and many parts of Britain but the article says the Celts were here when the Vikings arrived which isn't true. The Vikings arrived in Britain in AD 793 when the Celts were here in 750 BC to 12 BC.[CN]

Tupperware，没错，维京人遍布冰岛、苏格兰和英国其他地方，但文章说，维京人到达的时候凯尔特人已经存在了的说法是错误的。维京人在公元793年抵达英国的。凯尔特人是公元前750年 -12世纪抵达的。

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John
I don't care what their excuses are I am not going to forgive them until they return our Danegeld - with interest.
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meldrewv
I think we should be paid reparations from Scandinavia, they should be ashamed of their colonial past and check their privilege. Oh, does that only work for us?
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LondonzoneReply tomeldrewv
@Meldrewv, You are right. For many people it hypocritically only works for us! Reparations for all... or for none.
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LeeWReply tomeldrewv
Sweden is dying from chronic communism.
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kirstenReply tomeldrewv
The same should be done for the Native Americans then,when the British landed after they tried,and succeeded,in killing millions of them.Don't be so ignorant.
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LondonzoneReply tomeldrewv
@Kirsten, You missed meldrews point. Others (like yourself) call for reparations for Afr,icans, Abo,rigines and American nat,ive Ind,ians. But not for the British that were also victims!
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ChrisReply tomeldrewv
Don't forget Rome
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Georgie
They found out as well the Viking women were sacred and believe only recently they fought as well as man they ruled there men !
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Farmer Giles
Funny lot in those countries. Have you seen the price of their booze? You've got to have the wealth of Sven before you could even walk into an off licence. No wonder they top themselves a lot. When you live in cold climes, you have to imbibe a bit to keep your sanity. By the way Bjorn, you can turn your headlights off when the sun comes up.
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Art_BellReply toFarmer Giles
Is that English?
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LeeW
My great, great great grandpa was a berserker who ate magic mushrooms before battle, drunk mead and whose only wish was to die with steel in his hand so that the Valkyrie would carry him to Valhalla.
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LondonzoneReply toLeeW
Or... maybe he was just a good exagerator.
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LeeWReply toLeeW
Nah the ones I know about were all soldiers, my father fought in Malaya, his father in WW1 and his father a cavalry man in India during the 19th century. The latter I saw his photo in uniform and we have a striking resemblance over 140 years.
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Catsitter
What a load of rubbish. Vikings could grab all the women they wanted while they were raiding England.
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Kris P Duck
I know Vi King, she used to live in Rochdale before it was taken over by taxi drivers !
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IBEA Penguin
If they were on a love fest, they had a funny way of showing itLOL!!
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bob_001
Men coming here because of polygamy back home. That couldn't happen now, could it.
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Buccaneer10Reply tobob_001
Kind of different now though. They already have the wives who follow later. The wives then fill up our primary schools, and later they will have children too........
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The Moral Manager
If the Vikings were still around, they'd be sent on sexual consent training courses.
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blocksofReply toThe Moral Manager
Is that before or after they fill the housing benefit forms?
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Rinie Cassteele
I'm pretty sure a lot of girls in Europe would prefer to snag a nice Viking rather than the polygamists our government invites.
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JenniferJane
One side of my mother's family has the surname Lingard, which has Scandinavian origins. I'd love to be able to afford to trace it right back to when it came into tbe family.
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LondonzoneReply toJenniferJane
Good idea... then we can prove that you owe the British people reparations for the crimes your ancestors did against Britons! But then again... the civilised British don't hold a grudge and expect to be given reparations for things that happened in the past... that had nothing to do with people that are alive today. So, good luck with your searching.
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JenniferJaneReply toJenniferJane
Since the family comes from Grimsby, it's more likely it was a Scandinavian fisherman trying to flog a few boxes of cod..
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Beverley
If any family member suffers from Dupuytrens disease, it's also known as vikings disease. Only bloodlines to vikings will get it. Daft facts.
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Alexandra Sands
I am a Viking. I had my DNA done at Oxford Uni. I am very proud of that fact.
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LondonzoneReply toAlexandra Sands
Having your DNA done at Oxford Uni isn't really something to be proud of, is it? :)
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LondonzoneReply toAlexandra Sands
If you are a Viking... I claim my share of reparations from you for the crimes committed against the Britons. Please pay with cash. :)
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Scotty GreenReply toAlexandra Sands
Having DNA tested while at University could be the result of many things.....Paternity. Searching for the Offender....
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Scotty GreenReply toAlexandra Sands
Londonzone.......I too have Viking blood. I will agree to your demand but only after you have successfully collected from the Romans, the Saxons, the Normans, the Gauls and the Irish.......and maybe that guy down the street that you are told was your 'Uncle'
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LondonzoneReply toAlexandra Sands
@Scotty, I will add you to the list. By the way, I met the man that I was told was my uncle... and it turns out that he is your Dad! And you are his only son.
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Farmer GilesReply toAlexandra Sands
I would have imagined that just about every British born person would have Viking in their DNA. They rode bikes, you know.
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Concerned
Who remembers that advert years ago of a beautiful girl in a hut with screams and shouts of 'the Vikings are coming, the Vikings are coming' she screams and cries in fear until her door is broken down and this gorgeous blonde Viking barges in and throws her over his shoulder, whereby she rubs his back saying softly 'No, oh no....
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LondonzoneReply toConcerned
It isn't funny... no means No! :)
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Growly TigerReply toConcerned
WTF? I hope you weren't typing with one hand when you wrote that............
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ConcernedReply toConcerned
Get a life, it was an advert, she was frightened until she saw the gorgeous Viking, then went willingly.
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