The hidden mountain tribe in Papua where villagers mummified their ancestors with SMOKE and have kept their remains in a nearly perfect state for hundreds of years

My aunt lives in Papua. She has kangaroo's in her kitchen![CN]

我的小姨住在巴布亚。她的新厨房有袋鼠的干尸。

'near-perfect state' - yeah if you are that sausage on the BBQ my mum always says 'char one up for me'[CN]

几乎完好无损 – 没错，如果你是烧烤架上的香肠，我妈总是会说“给我烧一条”

I think they got their hands on Tony Blair.[CN]

我觉得他们抓到Tony Blair了。

Haha some of those pots used to cover their bits up. Dream on mate, it isn't that big.[CN]

哈哈，这些罐过去用来盖着剩下的食物的。你就做梦吧，哥们，可没有那么大啊。

Good Heavens. I'm not sure I wanted to see some of those photos. I hope me selective memory kicks in before lunch time.[CN]

我的个天！我都不确定我是否要看看这些照片了，希望在午饭前能选择性失忆。

Looks just like my mother in-law right before the family inundate her with moisturiser for Christmas![CN]

看起来就像我岳母，圣诞之前没有涂上润肤膏的样子。

Where in Baltimore is this?[CN]

在巴尔的摩，这是啥？

I'm not sure that looking like an old piece of liquorice is 'near-perfect', but if that¿s what floats your boat, so be it.[CN]

真不敢相信，像个老干柴似的东西称之为“几乎完美”，如果那干尸是用来撑船的，你随意。

I think the "near perfect" phrase must of been stolen from a date site......[CN]

我觉得“几乎完好无损”这短语是从哪个日期地点抠来的吧。

Perhaps more nivea would have helped in the facial regions.[CN]

也许妮维雅（德国化妆品名称）在面部表情这一块能帮上点忙。

I'm afraid the claimant is deceased""No no she's just asleep she's alive, honest look she just blinked![CN]

我可是怕，原告会被这样的话打断“不不，她只是睡着了，她还活着呢，真的，你看，她还眨眼了呢！”

Whether dead or alive , modern mummification is recommended for immediate predecessors......Mrs.May do you hear me?[CN]

生也好，死也好。现代干化就为前任推荐使用的。May小姐，你有听到吗？

Wow! what fantastic photographs, they are amazing!(isn't it funny though how men have always told porkies about the size of their manhood[CN]

哇，好漂亮的图片啊，太漂亮了！（太有趣了，男人们不总是说自己有多大的男子气概吗？）

Soon to be us.[CN]

很快就轮到我们了。

Please don't grant them refugee status.[CN]

可不要给他们提供难民身份啊。

Great pics...now just get Indon out of there. It is shameful what the Indons do to the Papuans while the world sits back and does nothing[CN]

不错的图片…赶走这些印第安人吧。真是惭愧，看到这些印度人对巴布亚人做这种事，整个世界都袖手旁观，置之不理。