Mittens for Kittens?
You'll be smitten... ME....YOW![CN]
猫咪戴手套？你会被揍扁的...我...哎唷！
A purr-fect story![CN]
完美的故事。
Geezer the Cat.[CN]
古怪的老猫。
30 years = 9 lives?[CN]
30岁=9条命？
Hah, that's nothing. My grandson has a cat named scooter. He's got to be atleast 15 at this point. Oldest cat my rear...[CN]
哈，那没什么。我的孙子也有个猫叫Scooter,到现在至少15岁以上了。我见过最老的猫。
That's two-hundred-and-ten in dog years.[CN]
相当于狗活了210年。
That is one bad cat, man............[CN]
哥们，这猫坏得很...
#$%$[CN]
草...
Scooter huh ? They could call it Trickle, or Pissonyou.....[CN]
叫做Scooter （一致小滑板）呵？他们可以取名Trickle(小不点）或者Pissonyou（捣蛋鬼）
What they dont tell you is that the cat is blind and deaf and prone to bouts of craziness. O and it cant find the litter box as well[CN]
这里面没提到的是，这猫又盲又聋又有躁狂倾向，而且它找不到猫砂。
Well this is certainly #$%$ news[CN]
这新闻够操蛋的。
For once....a lovely story. I hope the lovely kitty has a purrfect birthday[CN]
这次...好可爱的故事。希望小猫咪有个完美的生日。
