'No, I said we need more sex APPEAL': 'Shy' pandas finally mate after zookeepers poke the female with a 15ft stick with an APPLE on the end to get her in the mood for love

Judging by picture 4 he's clearly enjoying himself

I've tried this but never got the same response

Bank card on the end of a stick works wonders

and the apple was enticement for her? Who knew?

This is cruel

THAT'S what I've been doing wrong.

So maybe if you weren't watching them all the time they would get it on. Voyeurs! LOL

' i-panda'

That is a species going for the exit door! Their ability to procreate is so volatile means they're checking out as a species. The security of the human race is not so fragile - some humans have offspring with partners that they detest!! Attraction and rationale don't come into it with some humans!!!

i'm more worried about the 2 people locked up in the first picture

Not surprising they don't want to mate and breed. Zoos are no life for any animal. Would you want to be kept in a box for people to gorp at and poked with a stick until you have it off?

I hope the panda sue DM for making their private moment public Lol

Is this the new Apple iUP?

A good poking sparks off a good porking marvellous.

Must try that tactic!

I know many men that would be very happy, if poking their female partner with a stick that had an APPLE on the end would get her in the mood for love.

It's not the size that matters, but what you do with the cox...

Known a few women like that, doesn't take much. Just the right item to get 'em started.

No wonder pandas are shy with a whole crew of zoo keepers watching and shouting encouragement! There's probably a reason they call those who liked to be watched doing it 'doggers' not 'panderers', you know...

APPLE on the end of a pole to get her in the mood for love .... nice i try that one on my misses ..see if that works on her