Earthquakes across the world including powerful tremor in Ecuador and series of shakes in Japan could herald new MEGA quake, warns top scientist

In the afterlife I want to return as an earthquake authority. If the earthquake happens..."see, I told you so."....If the earthquake doesn't happen..."Well, we need to adjust our figures and models."..."but we'll have a big one in the next 50 years."

Global cooling causes shrinkage of the crust, ultimately leading to catastrophic tearing / quaking. Shrinkage is huge, amounting to about 4 ppm/ degree C.. Solution? Increasing atmospheric CO2 would help.

The fashion lineup and celebrity sex gossip still rules the front page though.

Probably caused by North Korea...

Lets hope it doesn't set off that mega eruption in Yellowstone, or it will be goodnight Vienna, for mankind!

So lucky living here!!

Cue the religiots amassing for the rapture (fingers crossed they'll leave us alone then).