Can you figure it out? Confused fishermen spot alien-like ball floating in the middle of the ocean as it's devoured by sharks... but realise what it is when they get closer

Its full of gas like Hilary Clinton.

Is that the American who fell off a cruise ship ?

Gemma Collins Holiday Snaps just Emerged

Probably a new way immigrants are trying to get. Don't worry merkle will just let you come anyway.

I though I saw some stranded whales on a beach near my home town so I alerted the authorities. Turned out it was some local lasses sun bathing.

I see Gemma Collins is still trying her hardest to get in the media spot light

Frau Merkel lending her body for illegals to cross the Mediterranean.

Reminds me of a friend who went into an Icelandic restaurant and asked for the menu. Every dish was whale meat. Whale meat goulash, whale meat fritters, whale meat steaks. The only thing that didn't have whale meat in the title was something called 'Vera Lynn'. Intrigued he called over the waiter and asked what 'Vera Lynn' was. Oh," said the waiter. "That's obvious. That's whale meat again".

Merkels inflated ego.

Whale meat again.........don't know where ......don't know when......but I.......

When are the Scousers holding a candlelight vigil for it?

Reminds me of me ex missus ha ha ha ......I miss her

Vera Lynn sang about it - "Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know whale meat again some sunny day..."

Really beautiful in a way.

Alien-like? How does anyone know without seeing an alien? Hollywood alien perhaps....

Where's Dr Pimple Popper when you need him...?!

Put a 30-06 slug into it and watch the fireworks.

Imogen Thomas showing off another in her range of "swimwear", or Lindsay Lohan proving that she is pregnant??

Has it been checked for illegals? You wait now they'll be building em at Calais!

Strangely beautiful for something so disgusting.