Chinese tourist ends up living in a German refugee home for 12 days after trying to report his lost wallet to police and being mistaken for an asylum seeker

Oops. Good luck with those trade deals Germany[CN]

哦哦，祝那些跟德国有贸易往来的好运。

Lets hope a mental health patient from anywhere in the world doesn't do the same.[CN]

我们还是祈祷一下把，这个国家任意角落的任一个精神病人都干不出这事来！

Casting the net so wide that they are sweeping up everyone, like a huge spider's web[CN]

网撒的太宽了，横扫所有人，就像巨大的蜘蛛网。

Hilarious! He'd have his own house and all he needed if it happened over here.[CN]

太有才了！他有了自己的房子，他要做的就是证实这事发生了。

Which shows just how LUDICROUS Merkel's Germany is today. Not that I needed to point that out anyway.[CN]

这就暴露了如今的默克尔政府有多搞笑了！也不需要我指出了。

"monty python" written all over it.[CN]

满满的写着“巨蟒剧团”

In the New York Times, it was reported that the man stood out from the rest of the refugees because he looked "very, very helpless." Funny that the only non-refugee is the one who looked helpless.[CN]

纽约时报有报道，该名男子站得离其余难民远远的，看起来是那么那么的无助！真是搞笑，唯一的一位非难民是最无助的那位难民。

Over zealous Germans.[CN]

热情过度的德国人

Absolutely hilarious.[CN]

真是太搞了！

Couldn't make it up !![CN]

真不会编！

I needed cheering up LOL[CN]

正好我要振奋一下精神，哈哈哈

One foot in the algarve anyone ?[CN]

一脚踏入阿尔加维的，还有谁？

I was born in East L.A., bornnn in East L.A. lol YouTube Cheech Marin movie / music video.[CN]

我在洛杉矶东部出生的，在洛杉矶东部。哈哈哈。上YouTube看汉语电影/音乐剧。

In Germany, if your skin colour is on the flag you're not welcome there.

this has to be the funniest story of the year.

They couldnt find anyone who could translate then? I sometimes come across people from all over the world who want my help after just landing at gatwick, i get them to type in my phone and google translates it for them.

Hahahahahahah!

l am still crying with laughter.

Please, someone... make the film!

Thank Goodness for Chinese restaurants!!!!